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Canadian/American joke!!
#148555 09/30/06 01:57 AM
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A newfie is sitting at the bar minding his own business when a huge American sits right down beside him. Several beers go by when the American gets up and smacks the newfie in the side of the head and says,"That's a karate chop from Korea." and proceeds to the bathroom. The newfie can't believe what just happened but shakes it off. Again after several beers go by, the American gets up and smacks the newfie on the other side of the head and says,"That's a judo chop from Japan." and walks towards the bathroom. Now the newfie is pissed and checks out of the bar. An hour later the newfie returns and sees the American and cracks him over the head and knocks out cold. The newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up tell him that's a crowbar from Canadian tire!"

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upyourkilt #148556 09/30/06 01:18 PM
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I guess he could have said "that's a crowbar from China" but it wouldn't have been so funny...

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Re: Canadian/American joke!!
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Hmmm.. doesn't quite sound right, but hello anyway.


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