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I believe Randy may have been trying for a carefully crafted, culturally neutral hybrid of "voila" and "wallah !!".

Thanks guys. I'm thinking my issue is not VB, otherwise, why would unplugging the projector get rid of the problem?

I know some of you don't believe in magnetism in electronic parts, but I'm curious if there is some type of build up or whatever, and by unplugging the power for a minute clears it up, for whatever reason?

Awright. I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room.

This is AT LEAST the third spooky electric thing to happen in Randy's basement.

Has it occurred to NOBODY else that his house is clearly a trans-dimensional portal?!?!

I mean, come on. Before becoming somewhat more enlightened, we might have hypothesized that the house was built on an ancient burial ground of some type. How much more evidence do you need?

I'm going to suggest a priest and/or shaman.

Or just, you know, don't go to the basement any more. It always ends badly.

Here is me using the portal space continuim in my basement to travel into the future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPIxsyqeKM

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Awright. I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room.

This is AT LEAST the third spooky electric thing to happen in Randy's basement.

Has it occurred to NOBODY else that his house is clearly a trans-dimensional portal?!?!

I mean, come on. Before becoming somewhat more enlightened, we might have hypothesized that the house was built on an ancient burial ground of some type. How much more evidence do you need?

I'm going to suggest a priest and/or shaman.

Or just, you know, don't go to the basement any more. It always ends badly.

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Who ya gonna call.....

Randy, Tom's common-sense observations back up my previous suggestion that an exorcism is in order. Keep in mind that we never did get to the bottom of why your closet light had such a mysterious affect, but the struggle of light and darkness, good and evil, continues.

Did you try toggling that light when you had the Emotiva? Perhaps it was to blame...

Didn't he make a change from light-colored speakers to some that were on the "dark side"?

I think his solution is to get pink grills and mount a picture of his wife holding a pair of stretched out underwear above one of the speakers.

Hmmmm....

Let's not bring BigJohn's issues into this...

Isn't Randy's theater already named the PORTerplex?