Axiom Home Page Forums General Discussion The Water Cooler wassup with Paris Hilton?

I think I'm beginning to get the picture.

Wow...I only expected that stuff from peter! lol...

Just to keep it rolling, here is some "priceless" advice for Paris from another website:
1) Two cartons of Marlboro red boxes makes a few quick friends and will get you that first tat.
2) Colgate tooth brushes sharpen the quickest and easiest.
3) Six cans of coke in a pillowcase kicks a lot of asses.
4) Short hair is harder to pull.
5) “But I’m on my period” won’t work quite as much as a quick punch to the throat.
6) The tunnel is two cells over but it’ll really cost you.
7) “You wanna be the husband or the wife?” is a trick question.

I liked her in South Park the best so far. Excellent acting skills, screen writing and top notch directing.

I predict "45 Nights in Paris" is going to become a sequel to her most famous film.

OK, I'm gonna vent a little. Paris is out of jail after a little more than three days behind bars. Could the LA judicial system coddle celebrities any more? Private cell, special wing away from the general public, release due to some mysterious "medical condition."

Anybody that lives in the greater LA area, take a little more care on the roads today. OK, spiffnme?!

What, 3 days? That's freakin' ridiculous.

What do you mean *3 days*? Everyone knows she actually spent 5 days in the slammer .... from a local newspaper:

"The celebrity inmate was sent home from the L.A. County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m., a stunning reduction to a sentence that already had been cut from 45 to 23 days because of "good behavior." Another two days were lopped off the original 45 since she checked in late Sunday and left early Thursday, earning credit for five days served.



God, I can't believe I've actually responded to anything related to Paris Hilton ... that's sad.

Yeah she was complaining that her jail cell was to cold and she could not sleep. Also, the jail would not let people deliver flowers to her, what a panzy....