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#209734 - 05/28/08 03:49 PM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 04/02/03 Posts: 16437 Loc: Ben Lomond, California |
best haiku this year
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#209774 - 05/29/08 03:30 AM
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![]() veteran ![]() Registered: 05/07/08 Posts: 105 Loc: London ON Canada |
Originally Posted By: kcarlile By request of JP and Sean... Here it is, the thread in which to post your x00 or x000 posts. Or even the x0000 posts. And for my 10th post -- oops -- mmmm nothing for x0 ![]() |
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#209780 - 05/29/08 08:23 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 10/05/06 Posts: 6955 Loc: PEI, Canada |
Congratulations anyways. At least it wasn't a haiku.
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#209784 - 05/29/08 08:27 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
C'mon, Murph, you know you want to haiku with us.
All the cool kids are doing it ...
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#209788 - 05/29/08 08:41 AM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 04/02/03 Posts: 16437 Loc: Ben Lomond, California |
Screw the haiku. Why don't we adopt un-metered prose? Just write long sentences with as many words as you can possibly cram in and with as few punctuation marks as you can manage and then most people will be able to read it without feeling like you're talking down to them or trying to make them feel inferior to your unparalleled mastery of the English language that you worked so hard to gain when you were in college -- that is when you weren't busy getting drunk and trying to pick up anything with breasts that moved.
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#209792 - 05/29/08 09:30 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
mmm, breasts that move ...
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#209798 - 05/29/08 10:25 AM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 03/20/08 Posts: 1277 Loc: Fishers, Indiana, USA |
I always wonder
where folks get so much free time during the work day.
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#209800 - 05/29/08 10:26 AM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 05/03/03 Posts: 18044 Loc: NoVA |
It comes from having
a desk job in IT when the users are calm.
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#209801 - 05/29/08 10:31 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
Procrastinating!
A wise man told me that it Always pays off now.
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#209802 - 05/29/08 10:32 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
Originally Posted By: SRoode I always wonder where folks get so much free time during the work day. My patients agree. If only they knew that I'm In here goofing off.
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