best haiku this year

And for my 10th post -- oops -- mmmm nothing for x0

Congratulations anyways. At least it wasn't a haiku.

C'mon, Murph, you know you want to haiku with us.

All the cool kids are doing it ...

Screw the haiku. Why don't we adopt un-metered prose? Just write long sentences with as many words as you can possibly cram in and with as few punctuation marks as you can manage and then most people will be able to read it without feeling like you're talking down to them or trying to make them feel inferior to your unparalleled mastery of the English language that you worked so hard to gain when you were in college -- that is when you weren't busy getting drunk and trying to pick up anything with breasts that moved.

mmm, breasts that move ...

I always wonder
where folks get so much free time
during the work day.

It comes from having
a desk job in IT when
the users are calm.

Procrastinating!
A wise man told me that it
Always pays off now.

My patients agree.
If only they knew that I'm
In here goofing off.