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That movie that Tom Cruise made with his(then) wife, Nicole Kidman was pretty bad....but I perservered, nothing to do with the nude women in stilletos of course.

Robot Monster
X the Unknown
The Crawling Eye
The Magnetic Monster

The following films may be too good to qualify but ...

Them
the original "The Thing"

Ah, if any of you had really 'studied' you would have commented on these superb choices.

Robot Monster - a gorilla in a space helmet with rabbit ear antennae sitting at a collapsible card table in a cave with a bubble machine who rails against the only human family left after the conquest by the earth by Ro-men. Moronic? Maybe, but full of Archetypical images from an alternate universe which burrow into your subconscious. Be careful!

X-the unknown, a radioactive subterranean globulous life form, a hungry ionizing mud pie which is oozing toward a nuclear reactor in the English foggy marshes looking for a hot lunch while turning all unwary humans in its path into bubbling pizza faces. Brilliant!

The Crawling Eye? What could be better? An invasion which starts in the Alps (it's colder there) and ends with bombing runs by a gorgeous Canberra twin engine jet bomber showing off Europe's post war military luftkrieg prowess while incinerating the giant crawling eyes from somewhere else.

The magnetic monster. So prescient. a runaway nuclear reaction must have created an awesome monopole. Oops there goes my hammer.

Sorry but attractive nude women disqualify a film from consideration.

Eyes Wide Shut was, indeed, a strange movie. Even with the nudity, it's not on my list of movies to re-watch.

2x6 I'm sure that all these films are worthy of consideration. The titles alone would prevent most of us from even beginning to watch them. Please don't be offended; but I'm thinking of films you had reason to expect might be good but weren't.

I think this thread got hijacked. Its suppose to be the best worst film, not the truly worst film…

Whaaat? Robot Monster a truly worst film????

I don't know about best worst film, but I watched one of the absolute worst films ever last night: The Girlfriend Experience.

The best part about it was the fact that it was only 70 mins long.

Wife watched (I peeked) 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past' a couple of nights ago ... that silly ass movie has got to be included on some sort of 'worst list' somehow.