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I remember as a pre-teen going to the mall each week to see if they had a new Farrah poster available. She was a lot smarter than people gave her credit for as well.

My sister was a huge Michael Jackson fan and my brother and I used to tease her mercilessly. We were more Led Zeppelin, Kiss and Black Sabbath fans. I do remember the days of watching his new MTV videos with anticipation and awe. He was talented without a doubt.

RIP to both.

But he put that shit up like....
And women go:



Sing ! 'cos all you got to do is sing.



Michael Jackson, who can sing,
and is a good looking guy.



But ain't the most masculine fellow
in the world.



That's Michael's hook, his sensivity !



That's when women be sayin:
"Michael's just so sensitive..."



And they eat that shit up. Mike knows.



He be using women. I've seen Mike walk up to a
girl and they'd be in the audience and say:



"Is it allright if I come down there to sing to you..."



And women go: "Whaaaaa !"



Then, if you don't scream, Michael
gets really sensitive and cries on your ass.



Ever hear that record "She's out of my life" ?



"Tito, give me some tissues."



"Jermaine, stop teasing."


(Eddie Murphy, 1983)

Well, the new issue of Rolling Stone has a short article about Michael Jackson's upcoming tour, and how it's his last chance at a career comeback.

!!!??? Michael Jackson is DEAD????? Just kidding. I will say that if I actually watched much TV, I would be tired of the Media Frenzy by now. Every time I walk past the monitors here at work, there is something about MJ.....Rob