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Re: Got Wood?
MarkSJohnson #370565 03/22/12 04:18 AM
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Except for the ones wearing checkered Al Borland t-shirts.


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Re: Got Wood?
MarkSJohnson #370568 03/22/12 04:21 AM
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Do those come with beards, too?


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Re: Got Wood?
MarkSJohnson #370571 03/22/12 05:18 AM
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The moths or Fred's undies?


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Ken.C #370592 03/22/12 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: Ken.C
If i can't cut a board in half, well, I have a problem.

Don't forget to subtract the width of your blade for each cut to get your actual final cut lengths... grin

Re: Got Wood?
MarkSJohnson #370594 03/22/12 03:12 PM
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Oh yeah.


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Re: Got Wood?
Adrian #370675 03/22/12 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By: Adrian
The moths or Fred's undies?

I got... the non-bearded kind.

Of

undies.


Fred

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Re: Got Wood?
MarkSJohnson #370681 03/23/12 12:48 AM
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You said that in a Shatner voice, didn't you Fred?


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Re: Got Wood?
fredk #370691 03/23/12 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted By: fredk
Originally Posted By: Adrian
The moths or Fred's undies?

I got... the non-bearded kind.

Of

undies.


Fred, I think that the best way for you to keep moths out of your undies is to get a girlfriend. Of course, to prepare for the "3rd" date, you'll have to call in a professional. Don't sign any of those contracts for monthly service right away, either. You can call and schedule another treatment if she dumps you. Or, you could get lucky and meet the Orkin Girl.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Ken.C #370693 03/23/12 02:55 AM
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Ken, be sure to wear protection when cutting cedar. The airborne particles are quite toxic. You should probably wear a dust mask, too.


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Re: Got Wood?
BobKay #370697 03/23/12 03:10 AM
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Ken, be sure to wear protection when cutting cedar. The airborne particles are quite toxic. You should probably wear a dust mask, too.


I imagine Ken wears a Darth Vader mask in the workshop.


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