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#303964 - 04/30/10 12:34 PM Axiom Slogans
BobKay Offline
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Considering my first thread, this thread should have been about death. Sex and death--always popular icebreakers. I do run in circles where excessive educations, domestic discord, substance abuse, self abuse and psychopharmicologists are the norm.

Thought this might shake out some fun ideas. Whatchyagot?

Axiom: Turning sweet spots into wet spots, two ears at a time.

Give us your ears; we'll change your view.

Listen carefully. You won't hear us.

We'll keep your ears and her eyes very happy.

Turning your head? Easy! It's your dog's we're after.

Don't show them anything! Your ears will think you spent a lot more.

And if we have to break it down by marketing demographics, that's fine. Just don't mention your target audience. We'd rather guess. (i.e. for many of you: a print ad above a urinal in a stripbar) Hey, a demo is a demo.
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#303969 - 04/30/10 01:02 PM Re: Axiom Slogans [Re: BobKay]
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I refuse to participate until an Axiom employee authorizes this as an official contest and I have the chance to win fabulous prizes.

I blame this attitude on years of feting by drug reps.
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#303972 - 04/30/10 01:10 PM Re: Axiom Slogans [Re: medic8r]
BobKay Offline
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Is that why I've been prescribed all those off-label psych meds? So guys like you could win 3 nights in Vegas? You basterds!
That's OK. I sold 'em for way more than your trip to Vegas was worth.
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#303995 - 04/30/10 02:20 PM Re: Axiom Slogans [Re: BobKay]
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Why do you say they were off-label?







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