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How far from Spielberg do you live? They could be rejects from Jurassik Park. I'd be carefull... Might some T-XRay eggs or, even worse, Verocious Rapture as often seen sitting at Olive Garden's tables. Feeding them valium could save your life.
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Fred
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Fred, I'm a mammal.
Honest.
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Yes, Fred, Tom's abundant fur coat and his lactation abilities cinch it. Mammal.
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Whatever hatches out of those eggs, a 12-gauge shotgun should be able to handle it. Yes, I think that, by law, every Georgian must have one of these. So it seems.
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Fred, I'm a mammal.
Honest. Even before the first cup of coffee?
Fred
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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I can shoot those eggs! 
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In weather newstoday, our radar shows Concord, New Hampshire encased in a very usual black cloud. Meteorologists are baffled by the cause.
Wait, this just in. We are just now getting reports that the mysterious black cloud over Concord is actually a giant flock of angry birds. Witnesses say people have fled indoors. All except one man who is running madly around in an Ultraman suite with a BB gun. Apparently, he has run out of BB's and is now leaping around in circles and frequently stopping to make an odd crossed arm gesture at the birds while screaming "Pew! Pew! Pew!".
More on this story to come.
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Witnesses say people have fled indoors. All except one man A square room provides sanctuary for no man.
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Awesome, Murph. 
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