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THE best classified ad ever, bar none!
#318453 08/13/10 10:04 PM
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Ya_basta #318455 08/13/10 10:10 PM
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It would be slightly more believable if he wasn't talking about a Nissan Xterra. Or something with 265HP that weighs 5-6000lbs.


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Ya_basta #318460 08/13/10 10:29 PM
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OK, that was funny.


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fredk #318469 08/13/10 11:36 PM
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Heh, it has an automatic transmission. Poseur.


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ClubNeon #318471 08/13/10 11:40 PM
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Mildly amuseing. I think Real80sman could appreciate it, with the Tom Selleck reference and Hammer pants etc. wink .


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jakewash #318506 08/14/10 02:31 AM
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Well, sufficed to say that we don't all share my inane sense of humor.

My favorite part was "Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah" laugh


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Ya_basta #318519 08/14/10 04:01 AM
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I can only imagine he was well on his way through a 12 pack before he started writing. I wonder how many hits he is getting?


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fredk #318531 08/14/10 11:44 AM
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Fred, if you're talking about his advertisement, it's got another 100 views since I first saw it. My sister sent it to my friends and I on Facebook, so I imagine it'll be passed around on it. If you mean actual responses, I would venture to bet he's received a few. He lives in Douro-Dummer (or the dumber part of Douro), which is just on the outskirts of Peterborough - a 5-10 minute drive from me. Here we say they're woven from the same cloth, so I could see a few taking him seriously grin .


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Ya_basta #318532 08/14/10 12:09 PM
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Quite funny, but I liked the punchline the best....$18000 for an '04 Xterra, now THAT'S hilarious!!


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Adrian #318550 08/14/10 05:27 PM
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LOL. Adrian, RESPECT the '04 Xterra! smirk


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