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Re: Top ten signs that...
Adrian #334174 01/11/11 02:56 PM
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I always scarf my bacon.....


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Adrian #334193 01/11/11 06:12 PM
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Great thread.


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terzaghi #334195 01/11/11 06:37 PM
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4. You decide to buy a healthy juicing machine off the shopping channel, then put two pounds of maple-smoked bacon through it(garnished with an olive and mini umbrella).


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Adrian #334200 01/11/11 07:37 PM
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Hey, I have a juicing machine! And I didn't get it off the shopping channel smile



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danmagicman7 #334202 01/11/11 07:49 PM
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You convince yourself that martinis contain the essential electrolytes your body needs after a workout. Then, you skip the workout.


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tomtuttle #334204 01/11/11 08:53 PM
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Speaking of martinis, this is claimed to be the perfect recipe and I aim to try it.

http://coudal.com/perfect.php

Re: Top ten signs that...
pmbuko #334214 01/12/11 12:51 AM
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Hey, that's my martini recipe, at least the part about pouring in the vermouth, swirling it around and pouring it out before adding... hold on... VODKA ? You can't make a perfect martini with VODKA !!

The blue cheese in the olives is an interesting idea. The sacrificial club soda might be helpful as well, the second martini always seems to have a slightly different taste from the first and maybe this would help with consistency.

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bridgman #334380 01/13/11 08:22 PM
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I got here late, but better late than never.

You are so conscious of calories that you ask for "Diet Bologna" at the deli counter.


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originalstarlite #334390 01/14/11 02:46 AM
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You join Weight Watchers and introduce yourself at the first support group meeting, then ask people to chip in for the pizza and wings you just ordered.


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Adrian #334404 01/14/11 04:09 AM
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You go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and decide to never fill your plate more than half-way, each of the eight times you reload. Hey, at least you walked a few calories off in transit.

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