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I always scarf my bacon.....
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4. You decide to buy a healthy juicing machine off the shopping channel, then put two pounds of maple-smoked bacon through it(garnished with an olive and mini umbrella).
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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Hey, I have a juicing machine! And I didn't get it off the shopping channel
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You convince yourself that martinis contain the essential electrolytes your body needs after a workout. Then, you skip the workout.
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Speaking of martinis, this is claimed to be the perfect recipe and I aim to try it. http://coudal.com/perfect.php
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Hey, that's my martini recipe, at least the part about pouring in the vermouth, swirling it around and pouring it out before adding... hold on... VODKA ? You can't make a perfect martini with VODKA !!
The blue cheese in the olives is an interesting idea. The sacrificial club soda might be helpful as well, the second martini always seems to have a slightly different taste from the first and maybe this would help with consistency.
Tom, I like the way your mind works.
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I got here late, but better late than never.
You are so conscious of calories that you ask for "Diet Bologna" at the deli counter.
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You join Weight Watchers and introduce yourself at the first support group meeting, then ask people to chip in for the pizza and wings you just ordered.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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You go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and decide to never fill your plate more than half-way, each of the eight times you reload. Hey, at least you walked a few calories off in transit.
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