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#334070 - 01/10/11 12:52 PM Top ten signs that...
bridgman Offline
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Now that the "yummy things for dinner" and "fitness" threads are both active again, it seemed like a good time for a "top ten signs that you are spending too much time in the food thread and not enough time in the fitness thread" list.

10. Your shoes have velcro straps instead of laces but the backs of the shoes are still bent down.
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#334072 - 01/10/11 12:54 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: bridgman]
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9. Your 5" shoehorn has been replaced with an 18" one.
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#334073 - 01/10/11 12:55 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: Adrian]
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8. You read Cam's posts and think, "but then I wouldn't be able to eat cheeseburgers inside grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon."
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#334083 - 01/10/11 01:49 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: Ken.C]
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7. You start posting about food in the fitness section.

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#334090 - 01/10/11 02:27 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: CatBrat]
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6. Your utter contempt for the successes in the Fitness Thread makes you post in The Beer Thread.
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#334093 - 01/10/11 03:01 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: tomtuttle]
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5. Instead of reading to catch up on the thread, you start eating to catch up on the thread. Mmm, a 5 dinner appetizer plate.
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#334099 - 01/10/11 03:40 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: danmagicman7]
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4. Your very first post is about the Food Thread, not speakers.
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#334100 - 01/10/11 03:53 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: avjunkee]
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We have a winner !!
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#334107 - 01/10/11 04:41 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: bridgman]
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3. You claim that a "Quadrupal Bypass Baconator Double Cheez Sandwich" builds up your biscept muscles when lifting to your mouth.
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#334109 - 01/10/11 04:55 PM Re: Top ten signs that... [Re: bridgman]
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2. You stare at all the glorious pictures of meat and try to drool the pounds away.
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