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Now that the "yummy things for dinner" and "fitness" threads are both active again, it seemed like a good time for a "top ten signs that you are spending too much time in the food thread and not enough time in the fitness thread" list.

10. Your shoes have velcro straps instead of laces but the backs of the shoes are still bent down.


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9. Your 5" shoehorn has been replaced with an 18" one.


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8. You read Cam's posts and think, "but then I wouldn't be able to eat cheeseburgers inside grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon."


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7. You start posting about food in the fitness section.

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6. Your utter contempt for the successes in the Fitness Thread makes you post in The Beer Thread.


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5. Instead of reading to catch up on the thread, you start eating to catch up on the thread. Mmm, a 5 dinner appetizer plate.



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4. Your very first post is about the Food Thread, not speakers.


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We have a winner !!


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3. You claim that a "Quadrupal Bypass Baconator Double Cheez Sandwich" builds up your biscept muscles when lifting to your mouth.


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2. You stare at all the glorious pictures of meat and try to drool the pounds away.


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