We need a "like" or "thumbs up" feature or something so that I don't keep have to keep kissing Bob's ass because he's so funny.
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Not to worry. It's unavailable, as it has belonged to my colo-rectal surgeon for over a decade. Now HE's a funny guy. No, really!
It was early Feb one year. I was in for just a check up. After he closed the door and asked me to, um, present, I noticed that the shade on the door to the corridor was open and said so.
He replied, "Ah, that's OK. Let 'em all have an early Velntine's present.