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For the first time in decades, I used the word "pasted" to connote innebriated.
There are over 100 words/phrases in English slang that connote 'under the influence." Many are national/regional, so might be interesting and new to many.
legless, 3 sheets to the wind, blottoed, hammered....
Surprise us. Extra points for already being drunk before noon (EST). Dble. points for PST. See, Ken, I'm not that much of a zonist.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Sloshed, blitzed, wasted, hosed, wrecked, trashed, plastered.
It's been a really long time since I've been any of these. Really buzzed is about as high as I go any more, because I drink for flavor more than effect.
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Blasted,juiced,pickled,sh*t-faced,hooched,plotzed. I just drink beer, so I really don't see any of these affecting,affecting me!
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There are a few KEY people who have not yet weighed in.
Maybe they're too snookered, slammed or stymied.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Oh, wait, Bob doesn't drink.
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Pig food, stinkin' drunk...., (I now have writer's block).
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"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?"
Oh, wait, Bob doesn't drink. It's the only glass house I have with shatterproof panes. And assault turrets. I didn't mean that. Never assault people with turrets.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Blotto, Tanked.
I think you guys got the rest.
No points for me.
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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My neighbour calls it getting "shi$$ered"
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Stoned used to mean drunk.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Smashed, bombed, bent, loaded, pi$$ed.
Then there's the more clinical inebriated, intoxicated.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Has inebriated been said yet? Oh, I see it has in the one just before this one. Oops.
Last edited by CatBrat; 02/25/11 06:48 PM.
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Jeeez, Cat, what're you...drunk?
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Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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I think I was flatulentated.
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Lindsay Lohan Syndrome.
Robert Downeyitis.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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Nice.
John Belushiated.
Keith Moonfaced.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Does that make me an alcoholic?
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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No, the pictures from your parties do that.
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LOLOLOLOL.
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The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Does that make me an alcoholic? Only when your walking.
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Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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I'm walking in my dreams. J.P..... .
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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tanked, $hit faced, sloshed.
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Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before! Also, I remember a conversation in my college days with a British guy who told me how "pissed" I was the night before. I said, "I was not!" But, he insisted. So, brilliantly, I asked him why I was mad. Of course, he laughed at me and told me I wasn't mad, but drunk. That was when I learned the British meaning of "pissed".
M60s VP150 QS8s Marantz SR6003 Samsung LN52B550 Oppo DV-980H Insignia NS-WBRDVD
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You were John Dalified, Mary.
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One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before! I think Jack may have been talking about knockers.
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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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One time, Jack said, "schnockered" here. I remembered it because I don't think I've ever heard it before! I think Jack may have been talking about knockers. No, but I was probably thinking about them. I usually am.
Jack
"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton
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Asleep
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?" Dunno, but I bet its interesting.
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"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?" Dunno, but I bet its interesting. Probably Uranus.
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"I got really Bob Kayed' last night. What planet am I on?" Dunno, but I bet its interesting. Probably Uranus. Dat der is darned funny !
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Asleep They call that "passed out" where I'm from. The most memorable stories I know about myself, are stories that others remember, and I don't.
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Asleep They call that "passed out" where I'm from. The most memorable stories I know about myself, are stories that others remember, and I don't. There was this guy at a lakeside party in Ontario once, and even though seated, only a couple of measly canvas straps kept him from face-planting the dock. Boy, was HE flying (rolling) blind. Really a bright, fun dude, but that syphon tube that went right into his yaw from his "med bag" gave me pause.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Mike, that's very true . Toooooooooo funny, Bob.
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but that syphon tube that went right into his yaw from his "med bag" gave me pause. You're just jealous because he had the cool med bag.
Fred
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Next time I'll share .
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It's no fun getting Billy Carterated alone.
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George Thorogood-n-hammered might say otherwise...
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It's no fun getting Billy Carterated alone. That's funny!
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If you drink too much you might Winston Churchurl.
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THE new cocktail to serve at tonight's Oscar party?
"The King's Slurred Speech"
According to the GalaGirls website, anyway. They invent a new one every year.
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