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#343573 - 03/29/11 12:11 PM What Do You Want from Life?
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
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Well, you cant have that, but if you are an Amercian citizen you are entitled to:

A heated, kidney-shpaed pool
A microwave oven. Don't watch the food cook
A Dynagym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home
A king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan AND an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry
A Gucci shoe tree
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and, Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's Baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new Mastadon
A Maverick, a Mustang, a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV, a Meteor, a Mercedes, a Mac Truck
A Mazda
A new Monza!
A moped
A Winnebago. Calihernia Winnebago's. We're givin' 'em away
Or how 'bout a McCullough chain saw?
A Las Vegas wedding?
A Mexican divorce?
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or
A baby's arm holding an apple?

Sorry, been listening to The Tubes all weekend.
Had ta get it outta my head.


Edited by BobKay (03/29/11 12:22 PM)
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#343574 - 03/29/11 12:14 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: BobKay]
tomtuttle Offline
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I love "Remote Control" and "Completion Backwards Principle". I'm gonna go stick 'em in MY head now. Thanks!
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#343578 - 03/29/11 12:21 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: tomtuttle]
BobKay Offline
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Amazing band to see live! Then Todd got a hold of them and killed everything!
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#343580 - 03/29/11 12:27 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: BobKay]
medic8r Offline
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Good thing you and Tom noted the Tubes reference. Not being familiar with that, I was thinking I was going to have to FedEx you some jumbo sized pills.

I may proceed with that plan anyway.
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#343581 - 03/29/11 12:27 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: BobKay]
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You know, I don't think I want most of the things on that list.
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#343586 - 03/29/11 12:46 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: Ken.C]
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I could use a new 4 bedroom ranch home with large home theater and green house sun room in quiet country setting near medium to large sized city.

But I didn't see it on the list.

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#343610 - 03/29/11 06:46 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: CatBrat]
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I job I actual don't bitch about.
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#343632 - 03/29/11 11:18 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: BobKay]
fredk Offline
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I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses).
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#343633 - 03/29/11 11:56 PM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: fredk]
Lampshade Offline
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Loc: Millis, MA
Sigh. I would like to go back in time when wbcn was a great radio station, or a radio station at all, and when Mark Parentau was the funniest dj ever. That's what those song lyrics reminded me of.
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#343643 - 03/30/11 08:04 AM Re: What Do You Want from Life? [Re: fredk]
Murph Offline
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Originally Posted By: fredk
I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses).


I would prefer a Woogy Mammoth.
Yes I said "Woogy". When I was a kid I always referred to woogy mittens, woogy socks, woogy sweaters, etc. and when I went through the dinosaur phase... The Great Woogy Mammoth.
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