 What Do You Want from Life?
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Well, you cant have that, but if you are an Amercian citizen you are entitled to:
A heated, kidney-shpaed pool
A microwave oven. Don't watch the food cook
A Dynagym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home
A king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan AND an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry
A Gucci shoe tree
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and, Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's Baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new Mastadon
A Maverick, a Mustang, a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV, a Meteor, a Mercedes, a Mac Truck
A Mazda
A new Monza!
A moped
A Winnebago. Calihernia Winnebago's. We're givin' 'em away
Or how 'bout a McCullough chain saw?
A Las Vegas wedding?
A Mexican divorce?
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or
A baby's arm holding an apple?
Sorry, been listening to The Tubes all weekend.
Had ta get it outta my head.
Last edited by BobKay; 03/29/11 04:22 PM.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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I love "Remote Control" and "Completion Backwards Principle". I'm gonna go stick 'em in MY head now. Thanks!
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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Amazing band to see live! Then Todd got a hold of them and killed everything!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Good thing you and Tom noted the Tubes reference. Not being familiar with that, I was thinking I was going to have to FedEx you some jumbo sized pills.
I may proceed with that plan anyway.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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You know, I don't think I want most of the things on that list.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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I could use a new 4 bedroom ranch home with large home theater and green house sun room in quiet country setting near medium to large sized city.
But I didn't see it on the list.
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shareholder in the making
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I job I actual don't bitch about.
M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350
AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
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I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses).
Fred
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Sigh. I would like to go back in time when wbcn was a great radio station, or a radio station at all, and when Mark Parentau was the funniest dj ever. That's what those song lyrics reminded me of.
M3 and
M80
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I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses). I would prefer a Woogy Mammoth. Yes I said "Woogy". When I was a kid I always referred to woogy mittens, woogy socks, woogy sweaters, etc. and when I went through the dinosaur phase... The Great Woogy Mammoth.
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