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#344066 - 04/04/11 12:26 PM A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea.
BobKay Offline
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GRIPE:

Go look up all the screen names that have ever used "Bob" in them. You will see that my post # is at the top. Most of them do not concern me.
Two, however, do---greatly.

There was a "Bob," just "Bob" (not to be personal, but he's member #567). He logged in on 11/16/02 and was never seen again after 11/19/02.

Then there was a "BobK" (#3215), who logged both in and out forever on 3/20/05.

I see no rafters on this site!

I WANT ONE OF THOSE NAMES!

Do you think that they logged in only once, spent 6g's, and then disappeared? Gimme a break! Have they gotten others to buy Axioms as well? PUHLEEASE!

PARENTAL ADVISORY! PARENTAL ADVISORY!

So, I wanna know. Who do I have to thrill, kill, know, or blow to get this done?!?!!

I hate being BobKay. It makes me feel cheap. It's like a showbiz ethnic name change---like Danny Kaye. My surname escaped Ellis Island in shambles. I need this to feel complete.

Can I get a "BOB" petition going or something?

Then I can have Hermes (Mercury) take it to Axiomedes himself.

Can I get a "B"?!!!


AWESOMELY BAD IDEA:

In an attempt (semi-successful) to induce some members paths to cross this summer, I had an idea.

By his own admission, Mrs. T allows Tom to bring almost anything home except a cocktail waitress. (If that's how other guys use their mid-life crisis to snag a Mercedes, then I am so screwed.)

So, let me think. Under what circumstances might we "justify" a Dwight Over Again. (codename: DOA)

Some, er, umm, "accessibility" changes are in order, and I don't mean a pressure treated 2x4 ramp for Cam. They got that crap in spades where I'm thinkin.'

Thinking, thinking.

Where can we have it all?

Some cool audio/video gear to oggle, mondo food choices, mondo cigarette choices, alcohol, drugs AND enough cocktail waitresses for each of you to have eleven (different ones each day)???? (I am SO magnanimous!)

CES, ya cheap bastards! It's 8 months away.

Who's game?



Edited by BobKay (04/04/11 12:37 PM)
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#344067 - 04/04/11 01:02 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: BobKay]
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I like your new sig line. It's very you.
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#344069 - 04/04/11 01:15 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: medic8r]
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Just send all of the unwanted cocktail waitresses my way.

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#344071 - 04/04/11 01:23 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: CatBrat]
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I think the rule is, you are allowed one for every cat you have.
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#344072 - 04/04/11 01:29 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: medic8r]
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I definitely need more cats.

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#344073 - 04/04/11 01:30 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: CatBrat]
Ya_basta Offline
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I'm game. Would love to see everyone again, even if the feeling isn't mutual.
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#344075 - 04/04/11 01:34 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: Ya_basta]
Adrian Offline
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There was mutual feeling on the dock last fall? shoot!! wad I miss??
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#344076 - 04/04/11 01:46 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: medic8r]
BobKay Offline
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
I like your new sig line. It's very you.


I had hoped they all are.
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#344077 - 04/04/11 01:52 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: Ya_basta]
BobKay Offline
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Originally Posted By: Limited Less
I'm game. Would love to see everyone again, even especially if the feeling isn't mutual.

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#344078 - 04/04/11 01:53 PM Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea. [Re: BobKay]
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Who do I have to thrill, kill, know, or blow to get this done?!?!!


Coming soon to a t-shirt or powerpoint near you.

I've always wanted to attend CES. And Vegas is pretty close for me (relatively). That time of year isn't a slam-dunk, but I'd love it.
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