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I want to thank you all for your unwavering support of my bid to reclaim 'Bob' for myself.

The emotional outpourings were truly touching.

I'll never forget it. You know it.

Remember, it's only because of you guys that I own such a top-notch chainsaw.

If any of you were living under a bridge, I wouldn't give you the steam off my crap on Xmas eve to keep your hands warm.

But the chainsaw works, right?

Wow.

Sounds like Bob. got his period.

Witty!

I'm guessing it's manopause.

Then it would be a comma, wouldn't it?

Yes, in parens: (,)

We'll find out the next time anyone axes me for a favor!

Patient: Yo, man, lemme ax you a question. Can you higher my medicine?

medic8r: You mean raise the dose?

Patient: Yeah.

medic8r: Most definitely. And here's a new one called Grammatosporin.

one can learn lots of practical things on the net...
thanks.

;-)

The tree don't fall from the nut, do it?

I go away for a day and somebody steals Bob?

When do the pictures start rolling in. You know, on the neighbours roof, someplace in Mexico, a mountain in Alaska...

"I want to thank you all for your unwavering support of my bid to reclaim 'Bob' for myself."

Is BoobKai mad at us?

Just 'cause I say super mean, insensitive, biggotted, insulting and hurtful stuff doesn't mean I'm mad. It doesn't even reflect on whether I care or not. It's just fun to put all those words together in type.

P.S. If visitng here made me mad, I wouldn't.

So.....Bite Me!

I like your latest name: The Bob.

"The Bob has spoken"

During my high school, senior year I was in an art class with five other Chrises (two girls, and four guys total who went by Chris), that was like 20% of the class. So I started signing my work "The Chris", because I was the original, having been born in January.

The Bob reminds me of The Blob.

Hey, old souvenirs for me this "The Blob" movie with McQueen;
at the time it came out, i saw it in the cinema ("B" movie house) for $0.50 , that's right, 50cents.
in an "A" movie house, prices were then $0.75

I don't even know what the hell is going on. Or what I was/wasn't supposed to do ::caregiver is scratching my head:: .

"The Bob" is classic.

It irritates my daughter no end that we refer to it as "The Google". So, of course, we do it relentlessly.

ooh,
that'a a good one.

Let's call Boobkai "The Google" from now on

What's with this "Boobkai?" Is that something Jay cooks for you on Fridays?

I just KNEW you were awesome parents. I just knew it!

Yeah, sounds like it would have either lemon grass or coconut milk in it.

With "pemmicanned" fish head pieces and mung bean sprouts.

BoobKai

I was just being silly. Plus, I think Cam enjoys seeing the word boob.

Seriously,
we now have two epic names just sitting there that bob$ does not want.

Honey Badger and The Google.

I don't know, honey. Have you asked The Google?

Yeppers, Lampy; I do get a kick outta BoobKai!

Boob!

I would consider "Sideshow Bob".

I know he doesn't drink and I don't have Photoshop at work so this is a HORRIDLY done, lunchtime, mspaint hack that looks like it was done in a kindergarten scrap-booking class much less ever be confused as art, whoever the hell Art is anyways.......

but after getting to know Bob, Bob ROCKS and the slogan of this old Budweiser poster inspired me.

Win!

BrewBob. Cool.

BobOMatic.
Bobster.
BobtheBod.
Bobberiffic.
RockBobHardplace.
EffenBob.
FBobU.

When does the Bob-blehead come out?

The Bob-Weiser Bob-Bull-Head?

Bobblehead O'Reilly.

The little head or the big head?

DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

HAHAHAHA!



LMAO! ::Resist::

So much Bobbing going on.

Murph, thanks for taking the time to let everyone see what exactly what a Masshole looks like. (We even have "Masshole" bumper stickers.)

It is the most plain, dull and ubiquitous of all white male names of my generation.

I wish my Mom had caved to my Grandmother's insitence on 'Roberto.' Then again, with sons Alberto, Carmino and Ernesto, she apparently thought all male names should end in 'o.'

Wearing all -black mourning attire for 30 years, to match her mustache, and @ 4'10" x 3'10" she was a dictionary Itai nona.

And to all those who have also changed their names, there's something you should know.

Changing one's name is practically the gayest thing a man can do. (I know. You once had your socks match your tie. Doesn't count. One point if you've ever uttered the words "window treatment.")

At least no one has demanded three names together. Insisting on using all three names is THE gayest thin a man can do. Ya hear me, Anthony Michael Hall?!

P.S. I'm not the one who actually gets to change anything here. That'd be Auggie. And he's only around when I'm sleeping. I've been told he's a massive jerk, but we've never met.

Ooooh. We're shopping for window treatments. How do I restore balance?

I thought it was mostly assassins on the three names deal. Who knew?