All the good runs have "rat" in the name and are run through gang-infested neighborhoods.

You look pleased and enthused. She looks pained. If you hadn't told us, it'd look like she were trying to get away from you.

Is chasing down women one of your dating techniques?

Hey, hey, hey!

Just don't tell them their coffee tastes like Starbucks and you'll be fine.


That is what sets Washington gangs off, right?

That could explain a lot.

That and seeing the San Diego weather reports on TV.

At least then I'd have a technique, right?

But yeah, that picture sums up our friendship. I get a lot more out of it than she does. Ha ha.

That's the other side of the state. Dang, I don't even know what platform our gangs run on.

Besides the gang activity, my coworker informs me that women have disappeared on the path we'll be running on. Safety in numbers, so I'm not concerned, but still, kind of creepy.

And the creepy part is that you haven't been named an obvious subject of interest?