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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Murph #251051 03/10/09 12:50 PM
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Well, you can't base anything on that.

Hasn't everyone at one time or another?


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
MarkSJohnson #251069 03/10/09 01:48 PM
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I think you meant to say you can't bass anything on that.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Murph #251123 03/10/09 04:53 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Murph
Have you ever scrubbed your cats with a washboard down by the river?
Still my favorite story from the "user submitted IRC chat database" :

<raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky...
<Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok
<Lore> Why, I'm a cat person.
<raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
<raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
<raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and attacking MOrgan.
<CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
<Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen.
<raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
<tieboy> how about a bath
<CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so
<Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
<agent_orange> butter?
<agent_orange> you buttered your cat?
<Lore> Yes.
<raven> it's the best way to butter the house.
<raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units.
<Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
<agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion?
<Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, because it tastes like butter.
<Lore> As I said, it didn't work.
<agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING
<tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other
<agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time
<tieboy> KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER
<raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
<agent_orange> why not do both
<agent_orange> and then get out the handycam
<Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work. And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
<agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed, freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming miller lite
<Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash.
<agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere --
<agent_orange> I think it was leviticus
<agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them
<agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can
<raven> Chocolate or buttercream?
<Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
<CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat?
<agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington
<agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?" "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!"
<agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I'll 'baste the chicken'!"
<CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hayes
<agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
BrenR #251130 03/10/09 05:08 PM
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I find it amazing how useful IRC can be in solving real problems.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Ken.C #251133 03/10/09 05:18 PM
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I won't be able to stop laughing in time to see the next patient.

Damn you, BrenR!!!

Lord, that was awesome.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #251216 03/11/09 06:35 AM
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I can't find the original Google image of the buttered cat, but it was a guy buttering a cat... I have it as a 96x96 MSN Messenger display picture.

And this was the Isaac Hayes picture spoken of:



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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
BrenR #251296 03/11/09 06:46 PM
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Shutcho mouth...

Mark, it's happening again!





Another good offering today:





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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #251534 03/13/09 02:44 AM
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How can you tell if a turtle is a male or female? It's easy if it has a sneaker fetish. (video contains turtle nudity)

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
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I knew shoes were female.

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
CV #251636 03/13/09 09:33 PM
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And I thought I found weird stuff on the web.


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