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#345707 - 04/21/11 09:23 PM are you dead yet?
nickbuol Offline
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Skynet became self-aware yesterday per the recent movie and tv show. Today the machines wage war against mankind.
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#345709 - 04/21/11 09:36 PM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: nickbuol]
tomtuttle Offline
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Registered: 06/20/03
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I'm still okay here, but thanks for the warning.
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#345712 - 04/21/11 09:47 PM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: tomtuttle]
SirQuack Offline
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I hear a thumping sound outside, but wait, I don't see anything, I'm afraid, somebody help me...


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#345718 - 04/21/11 10:07 PM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: SirQuack]
ClubNeon Offline
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Loc: Western Maryland, USA
Lets see, the Amazon Cloud went down today, along with the Playstation Network.

Skynet is just off to a slow start.
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#345720 - 04/21/11 10:18 PM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: ClubNeon]
nickbuol Offline
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It must be the Connor's slowing things down. Sort of anti-climatic like when we hit the year 2001 and there was nothing like what was in the movie... Bummed...
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#345722 - 04/21/11 11:12 PM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: nickbuol]
bridgman Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 6147
Loc: Bowmanville, Ontario, Canada
No worries, I have AntiVirus software.

Guess I'd better ask the nice IT folks if it works against Terminators.
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#345741 - 04/22/11 01:37 AM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: bridgman]
2x6spds Offline
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Registered: 03/16/02
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Loc: CA, USA

Struxnet
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#345785 - 04/22/11 11:28 AM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: 2x6spds]
real80sman Offline
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Registered: 05/16/02
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
Actually John, you are on dial up so no worries - they don't even know you're connected! When the planet goes for a crap, I'm coming to your place. You'll be the only one with heat, water, and electricity. (And most importantly - lots and lots of guns)
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#345882 - 04/23/11 08:17 AM Re: are you dead yet? [Re: real80sman]
Zarak Offline
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Registered: 03/09/03
Posts: 1852
Loc: PA
I'm not dead yet!

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

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