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#348774 - 05/19/11 11:26 PM Tom Swifties
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I'll start.

"I think they should make the arches in the McDonald's logo fatter," Tom said emphatically.

"I love Christmas wreaths, " opined Tom.

This one's stretching it a bit:

"Yes, I know her biblically," illuminated Manuscript Mann.
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#348775 - 05/19/11 11:38 PM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: pmbuko]
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"It's time for your digital exam," pointed out Dr. Tom.
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#348790 - 05/20/11 02:11 AM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: St_PatGuy]
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"Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales," crowed Count Tom.
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#348812 - 05/20/11 10:00 AM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: pmbuko]
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I had never heard of this phenomenon and had to look it up. Took a little while to really get it, and to decipher your last one. In related news, a med school classmate of mine was a dead ringer for Adam Duritz. Uncanny.

There are some awesome Tom Swifties at http://www.fun-with-words.com
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#348813 - 05/20/11 10:02 AM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: medic8r]
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"I'm certain there is no better speaker for the money than this M3," opined Tom axiomatically.
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#348824 - 05/20/11 12:34 PM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: medic8r]
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I had to look up "Tom Swifties" as well
or as I have now come to call them... "Enhanced Adrians".
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#348831 - 05/20/11 12:50 PM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: Murph]
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"I'm losing my hair!" tomtuttle bawled.







Yeah, I'm there with ya, buddy.
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#348834 - 05/20/11 01:13 PM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: medic8r]
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grin

Have you seen Bill Murray lately? His awesomeness is undiminished.
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#348838 - 05/20/11 01:24 PM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: tomtuttle]
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"This sore is getting deeper and changing colors! COOL!" exclaimed Uncle Fester.
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#348841 - 05/20/11 01:25 PM Re: Tom Swifties [Re: medic8r]
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"This insect looks paralyzed," noted Auntie Mame.
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