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Rapture
#348906 05/21/11 04:51 PM
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People keep making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow, so I figured I'd join 'em.

If you do believe it's happening today and you expect to be leaving us at 6pm local time, have you already rapture farewell gifts?


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pmbuko #348909 05/21/11 05:54 PM
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AWESOME! laugh laugh

Maybe lame but I just made this up-

God need your money so make sure you rapture extra change in rolls so it's easy to deposit.

Not as good as yours, Peter; but I tried smile .


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Ya_basta #348919 05/22/11 01:59 AM
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One of the best environments in video game history.


I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.

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BlueJays1 #348922 05/22/11 02:59 AM
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Agreed, Doc.


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St_PatGuy #348924 05/22/11 03:56 AM
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An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."


-David
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terzaghi #348925 05/22/11 04:07 AM
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Dang it. I've been disappointing people for free all of these years.

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CV #348928 05/22/11 06:07 AM
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Warning: F-bombs dropping at the following link.

FY, Rapture

Sorry, just trying out that site, so I had to do something topical.

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CV #348932 05/22/11 12:25 PM
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The rapture in modern Christianity was invented by Hal Linsey, a self proclaimed prophet and fiction writer, who kept setting dates of Christ's return in the later part of the last century. Totally non-biblical using out of context quotes. Yet most of the Christian world believes in this.

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CatBrat #348939 05/22/11 02:50 PM
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Agreed, CatBrat.


I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Ken.C #348946 05/22/11 04:44 PM
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I think you mean, "Agreed, CatBrat."

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