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#348906 - 05/21/11 12:51 PM Rapture
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People keep making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow, so I figured I'd join 'em.

If you do believe it's happening today and you expect to be leaving us at 6pm local time, have you already rapture farewell gifts?
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#348909 - 05/21/11 01:54 PM Re: Rapture [Re: pmbuko]
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AWESOME! laugh laugh

Maybe lame but I just made this up-

God need your money so make sure you rapture extra change in rolls so it's easy to deposit.

Not as good as yours, Peter; but I tried smile .
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#348919 - 05/21/11 09:59 PM Re: Rapture [Re: Ya_basta]
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#348922 - 05/21/11 10:59 PM Re: Rapture [Re: BlueJays1]
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Agreed, Doc.
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#348924 - 05/21/11 11:56 PM Re: Rapture [Re: St_PatGuy]
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An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
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#348925 - 05/22/11 12:07 AM Re: Rapture [Re: terzaghi]
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Dang it. I've been disappointing people for free all of these years.

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#348928 - 05/22/11 02:07 AM Re: Rapture [Re: CV]
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Warning: F-bombs dropping at the following link.

FY, Rapture

Sorry, just trying out that site, so I had to do something topical.

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#348932 - 05/22/11 08:25 AM Re: Rapture [Re: CV]
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The rapture in modern Christianity was invented by Hal Linsey, a self proclaimed prophet and fiction writer, who kept setting dates of Christ's return in the later part of the last century. Totally non-biblical using out of context quotes. Yet most of the Christian world believes in this.

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#348939 - 05/22/11 10:50 AM Re: Rapture [Re: CatBrat]
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Agreed, CatBrat.
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#348946 - 05/22/11 12:44 PM Re: Rapture [Re: Ken.C]
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I think you mean, "Agreed, CatBrat."

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