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People keep making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow, so I figured I'd join 'em.
If you do believe it's happening today and you expect to be leaving us at 6pm local time, have you already rapture farewell gifts?
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AWESOME!  Maybe lame but I just made this up- God need your money so make sure you rapture extra change in rolls so it's easy to deposit. Not as good as yours, Peter; but I tried  .
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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One of the best environments in video game history.
I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.
-Max Payne
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"Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
-David
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Dang it. I've been disappointing people for free all of these years.
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Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making
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Warning: F-bombs dropping at the following link. FY, RaptureSorry, just trying out that site, so I had to do something topical.
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The rapture in modern Christianity was invented by Hal Linsey, a self proclaimed prophet and fiction writer, who kept setting dates of Christ's return in the later part of the last century. Totally non-biblical using out of context quotes. Yet most of the Christian world believes in this.
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I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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I think you mean, "Agreed, CatBrat."
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