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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
BobKay #350074 06/13/11 03:55 AM
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When did it become a half-hour show?

And yes, good stuff.

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CV #350081 06/13/11 04:30 AM
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It's not, it's 15 minutes for a complete episode now, rather than the two shorts airing together with a bit of filler.


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ClubNeon #350096 06/13/11 12:43 PM
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It was late, I was tired, but I could swear it was on for a whole 1/2 hour. Maybe I went to the bathroom and didn't realize it had changed when I returned.


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BobKay #350182 06/14/11 03:58 PM
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Let's get a hundred people to strap fake bombs to themselves and stand in line at an airport to screw with TSA agents.

(I know, not so funny, but it did sound funny at the time I thought it up.)

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CatBrat #350185 06/14/11 04:09 PM
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laugh laugh

They probably wouldn't find them. The TSA search test failure rate is around 70%.


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Ya_basta #350192 06/14/11 05:01 PM
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I think I mentioned it before but I had a friend who received a free, high end butcher's knife as a free gift with some kitchen stuff she bought while we were all in Vancouver. She accidentally packed it in her carry on and it made it right through the x-ray machines. She discovered it looking for gum while we waited to board.

Maybe we need a new thread. What's the funniest thing you 'accidentally' smuggled through airport security?


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Murph #350216 06/14/11 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: Murph
Maybe we need a new thread. What's the funniest thing you 'accidentally' smuggled through airport security?


A handful of .308 rifle cartridges, maybe 18 months ago. It was an accident - I discovered them in my jacket pocket while unpacking in the hotel.

Then again, before 9-11 I never had trouble carrying the Leatherman tool (with 3 or 4 blades) through airport security as long as I took it out of my pocket before going through the metal detector.


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bridgman #350219 06/14/11 07:56 PM
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But they got the pruning shears!


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Murph #350223 06/14/11 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By: Murph
I think I mentioned it before but I had a friend who received a free, high end butcher's knife as a free gift with some kitchen stuff she bought while we were all in Vancouver. She accidentally packed it in her carry on and it made it right through the x-ray machines.


One of my caregivers just told me on the weekend that she had the same thing happen to her recently, although it was a dagger style knife or something (being around females so often, I've developed a filter that makes it difficult for me to recollect what they've said). The clinical term that I coined is "solipsism bypass". I'm currently writing a self help book for anyone that's interested in learning how to create their own filter.


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Ya_basta #350265 06/15/11 11:10 AM
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No need for a long book on how to do that.
Chapter 1. Getting Married. The End.


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