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Some of us should be thanked for NOT fathering children. Can I get a pat on the back, too? Charles, if you deserve a pat on the back for not reproducing, then I suggest that I deserve my own religion. You mean this isn't the official website of the Cult of Bob's Unrealized Potential?
Fred
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Re: Happy Father's Day
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Shhhhhhhh.
If you let cat out of the bag, everyone will want in.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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It's the non-demoninational Church of Bob, thank you.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Do we get Nike Cortez shoes for signing up?
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Do we get Nike Cortez shoes for signing up? If so, I'm filings a discrimination complaint! And there'd better be a f*%&#^$g elevator and hot assistant to help me! Your bread had better be L-cysteine free, too!
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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The Church of Bob does have chemical additives, but there will be no Nikes, because The Winged Victory of Samothrace was a flit and a slut. At least she was back when I knew her.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Dang! And I thought this was something I wanted to join. You must be old.
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The Church of Bob does have chemical additives So I can continue taking my Valium etc. with alcohol?!
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Like, doi! It says right on the lable of every Diazepam script, "Take with Alcohol." It also must, by Federal law, appear on every schedule III narcotic label. I thought you already knew that.
You should read the labels more carefully. I'm sure that if you do, you will find you've been taking other medications incorrectly.
Call your doctor immediately upon any signs of ventricular tachycardia, fatal stroke, or death.
He may need to reduce your dose.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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LMAO  . I'm not calling my doctor, if that's a possibly  !
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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