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#355032 - 09/19/11 09:46 AM International Talk Like a Pirate Day
medic8r Offline
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Aye. mateys, the calendar hath done turned full circle again.

Today, answer all your phone calls and greet your friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, matey!"

A tip of the ol' pirate hat to tomtuttle. As Blackbeard himself said, "Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, he's a better man than all of ye milksops put together."
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#355037 - 09/19/11 11:42 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Arrrr! I be goin' with "Avast, ye scurvy dog!" as a greetin' today.

'course, caller ID be useful.
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#355038 - 09/19/11 11:50 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: tomtuttle]
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I be flyin the Jolly Roger at me desk...
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#355061 - 09/19/11 05:59 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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I have a right funny joke for ye scurvy dogs.

So, a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why be ye' wearin' a bleedin' paper towel on 'yer head?"


"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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#355063 - 09/19/11 06:05 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: pmbuko]
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Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:

"Ay, matey, are them your oars?"

"No, they're me sisters!"
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#355064 - 09/19/11 06:35 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: BobKay]
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Originally Posted By: BobKay
Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:

"Ay, matey, are them your oars?"

"No, they're me sisters!"


laugh laugh laugh
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#397175 - 09/18/13 09:06 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hard to believe another year has passed us by.

I just discovered this festival and will see if the family is interested in going. ARGH!
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#397178 - 09/18/13 08:38 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Tomorrow, I will go early to work and fill the water cooler with rum.
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#397179 - 09/18/13 08:44 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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I just got a new job, working with Sean!
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#397180 - 09/18/13 08:49 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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We hired Ken because he can type well with a hook.
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#397190 - 09/19/13 12:41 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Aaaaarrrrrr we thar yet?

Oh, no we aren't. It is only 11:41pm...
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#397195 - 09/19/13 10:32 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Ahoy! The fateful day has arrrrrrrived!

Buzzfeed article with funny animated GIFs.

I'm all aboot the animated GIFs.
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#397197 - 09/19/13 12:23 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Registered: 09/16/04
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Aye be related to one of dem dar pirates... Lookin' back in me family tree...

Sir Francis Drake (1540-1596) was a sailor, politician, globe-circumnavigator, and aye, a privateer with his own Letter of Marque from Queen Elizabeth I. So reviled was he by the Spanish—whom he routinely stripped o’ ships, gold, spices and booty—King Phillip II allegedly put a 20,000 ducat (£4 million) bounty on his head. Drake made two successful voyages to the West Indies for tradin’. Nearly 100 years later, a band o’ pirates called the buccaneers became active across the West Indies.
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#397198 - 09/19/13 12:41 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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I was tryin' t' guess - was it 13 years ago we started celebratin' talk like a pirate day on the boards?

Avast! Great post by Enjoy t' Music in honor o' t' big day:

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#397202 - 09/19/13 03:43 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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My Grandfather helped unload the rumrunners, including this famous vessel, back when they came into my hometown. Charged a tithe (of the liquid kind) too, to let them land. Does that count?

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#397208 - 09/19/13 10:59 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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My mother was a hamster, and my father smelt of elderberries.
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#397209 - 09/19/13 11:47 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Hamsters love to sit on elderberries.
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#397211 - 09/20/13 07:07 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: pmbuko]
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Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
Hey, I thought everyone agreed----no hamster jokes!
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#397213 - 09/20/13 07:29 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
Happy Birthday Murph Offline
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Loc: PEI, Canada
Armageddon!!!!!

I wonder if anyone will catch that hamster reference.
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#397214 - 09/20/13 08:29 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
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Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Hamster, gerbil, they all look alike to me. (Rated MA for strong sexual content.)
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#397223 - 09/20/13 05:10 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: Murph]
medic8r Offline
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Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Originally Posted By: Murph
Armageddon!!!!!

I wonder if anyone will catch that hamster reference.


I think the one guy caught it on the nose.
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#397224 - 09/20/13 05:30 PM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: medic8r]
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
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Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
I dunno. Richard Gere stills denies ALL of it. (I thought for a brief second about going there, but I KNEW you'd get around to it!)
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#397229 - 09/21/13 07:36 AM Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day [Re: Murph]
ArthurC Offline
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Registered: 08/07/13
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Loc: Ottawa, Canada
Originally Posted By: Murph
Armageddon!!!!!

I wonder if anyone will catch that hamster reference.


Yup. Makes me laugh just thinking about it.
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