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Now we know what makes Murph so irresistible
#358445 11/10/11 05:57 PM
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MurphshineMoonshine for Men, a gentleman's cologne.

Can't be real; from Texas.


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tomtuttle #358448 11/10/11 06:23 PM
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The gunny sack is cute. I lived in TX. Everything there is real! It's just happening in the 11th dimension---exactly 13 years behind everyone else. Seriously, that's the #.

You know---where Rick Perry was last night.

And, I'm not Mrs. Dukakis, so I can't be sure, but I think you can get wasted drinking ANY mens' cologne.


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BobKay #358450 11/10/11 06:39 PM
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From the site:

"A woodsy aroma with hints of spice: including notes of black pepper, tobacco, leather, gin, and patchouli."

One of these things is not like the other?

"Get your patchouli stink outta my store" - Rob, "High Fidelity"


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medic8r #358455 11/10/11 07:28 PM
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Bob, does The Number apply consistently, or is it different in Austin v. Houston?


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tomtuttle #358456 11/10/11 07:42 PM
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Awesome!
I've worn that on many occasions in it's more natural form. As a cologne, I can't say that it successfully attracted any women but it sure did make them look good.


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Re: Now we know what makes Murph so irresistible
tomtuttle #358459 11/10/11 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
Bob, does The Number apply consistently, or is it different in Austin v. Houston?


It is not consistent. Good point, Tom.

Moving west, from Hell's Pisshole (El Paso), the slice of space/time is 13 years behind NYC. 600 miles east (next city in that direcetion) is San Antonio, at 11.

It then moves simulataneously north and east as it closes in on Austin and Houston; the first at 5, the second at 4 years in the past. Then you go through the wormhole and pop out back in time again to Dal/FTW, at a collective 7.4 years behind.

I use a free, online space/time/stupid calculator.

Go to: www.UnifiedfieldtheoryIsthatafootbalplay?.com


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BobKay #358463 11/10/11 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
Bob, does The Number apply consistently, or is it different in Austin v. Houston?


It is not consistent. Good point, Tom.

Moving west, from Hell's Pisshole (El Paso), the slice of space/time is 13 years behind NYC. 600 miles east (next city in that direcetion) is San Antonio, at 11.

It then moves simulataneously north and east as it closes in on Austin and Houston; the first at 5, the second at 4 years in the past. Then you go through the wormhole and pop out back in time again to Dal/FTW, at a collective 7.4 years behind.

I use a free, online space/time/stupid calculator.

Go to: www.UnifiedfieldtheoryIsthatafootbalplay?.com




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Re: Now we know what makes Murph so irresistible
tomtuttle #358479 11/11/11 04:03 AM
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This is why he's irresistible. (I took this picture at a store in Hollywood.




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pmbuko #358503 11/11/11 04:02 PM
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I can get that for you three miles from my house at my record store. Shipping and handling charges would apply.


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