He proceeded to drag the box across my carpet into the room of my choice which left lovely black skid marks all across my carpet.
Remember, David, I told you not to get your hopes set too high on that "white glove" thing. Call me. After we fix your damaged speaker cabinet, I have a great method for getting skid marks out of everything.
Hope the next one goes swimmingly for you.
Rejoice! SquareBobGodPants is born! Bring the heralds, angels, trumpets, barnyard animals, etc.