What about "Reunite on ice" with the screw cap? That's a chilled red... classy too...

And wine cellars are usually about 45 degrees F, which is pretty close to being chilled. We're not talking refrigerator cold - but you don't want your red wine to be trunk of your car on an August afternoon warm - it would dull the taste.

Amie - Sorry, no advice, just being a smart @$$.