He merely plays with clerks/sales people. He hammers car sellers.
He even decided not to ask out a very sexy audio saleperson a few years ago, because she was more important to him as a deal dispenser and he didn't want to jeopardize that.
And he remains as cool as a cuke during the entire process, 'cause he's always willing to just say no and walk out. It's great fun to watch.
You shoud see him in action at McDonalds and The Dollar Store!!!!
I don't know if God exits, but it'd be way better for His reputation if He didn't.