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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374681 04/29/12 11:09 PM
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I just got this Freeycle email a moment ago. No wonder the pants are too long!

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A nice person gave me some clothes this week. However, the pants are too big. So I am paying it forward and offering them on Freecycle. They are office type of pants and one pair of jeans. I am 5.5 inches tall and they are too long for me. Unless you want to hem them I would respond if you are 5.6 and above.



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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374682 04/29/12 11:14 PM
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This happened yesterday...
I was in a record store with BobK and I asked him what he thought about Lionel Richie redoing his hits as country duets.

I got a very long vacant stare.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374715 04/30/12 12:14 PM
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You're lucky you were not injured. You probably deserved to be injured.

I'm just sayin......


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Murph #374728 04/30/12 01:38 PM
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This happened yesterday.

I was in a record store with Chris. There was a 23 year old clerk wearing heels, fishnets and a pleated skirt that began at her waist and ended at her, umm, waist. I asked Chris many questions, but he never responed, since he was always looking away from me.


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medic8r #374764 04/30/12 08:12 PM
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I laughed really hard at Bob's post because it was so true.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374782 04/30/12 09:40 PM
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How did you know she was 23?


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374792 04/30/12 10:27 PM
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Maybe he cut her in half and counted the rings?


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374844 05/01/12 11:43 AM
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If she was blonde you start by asking her her mothers age. She will begin to reply with "Ummm Let's see, I'm 23 so......"

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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Murph #374848 05/01/12 01:16 PM
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She was slightly gothy, with just a strip of bright red on her long, dark hair. Big smile, bright and friendly. I've seen her in a white latex sex-slave-nurse outfit at Halloween in the store. I'm not kidding. I hate when something like that casues me to revisit my core values.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #374859 05/01/12 01:44 PM
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And exactly WHERE is this record store located?


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