I rather doubt it. The King is dead. Long live the King.

Welcome to Shoutbox v2.0: This Time It's Permanent!

I was thinking about starting up the Official Viagra thread.

You would have only a few posts but 1,000,000 million views.

Or one post that lasts a long time, even if it's old.

This was an awesome idea, Krunchdog!!!!

Let's place bets on how long we can make THIS thread last before we get muzzled.


Grrrrrrrrrr.

I propose an Official Spanish Inquisition Revival. Bounty on the head(s) of the Shoutbox Naysayer(s).

I got dibs on playing Torquemada.

We WILL get you, my pretty.

Kidding, of course. I can fit WAY more awful crap in a post than in the Shoutbox! And the Shoutbox wouldn't load pictures of my naked self anyway.

Oh, on that matter. For those of you who already have some, I'd like to buy them back. PM me.

I'm keeping the Viagra one, Bob.

That was the most requested one when it was first published, so I know there are too many of them out there for me to ever hope to retrieve them all.

Enjoy it in good health and with my blessings.

I'm being good. Do you know how tempted I am right now to drag this thread through the filthiest, meanest, most politically incorrect gutter I can mentally muster? Well, do you?

No Shoutbox! Harumph! Shit all over my new spring white bucks, why don't ya?

Really, this is just the same as if I went over to Chris' house and wiped myself with his brand new bathrobe. Dis, dis, dis!

As if?

I don't know, but I think Chris has the photos to prove it.

It had to be ordered and it has yet to arrive. Please be patient.

I thought the hospital robes were for the patient.