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#387793 - 01/04/13 11:04 PM Teenager with iPhone
real80sman Offline

Registered: 05/16/02
Posts: 1158
Loc: Ontario, Canada
Greg Hoffman is a kid who just got an iPhone from his parents. His mom, Janell Hoffman, wrote these [slightly edited] rules for its use. I love it.

1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren't I the greatest?
2. I will always know the password.
3. If it rings, answer it. It is a phone. Say hello, use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads "Mom" or "Dad". Not ever.
4. Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly at 7:30pm every school night & every weekend night at 9:00pm. It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7:30am. If you would not make a call to someone's land line, wherein their parents may answer first, then do not call or text. Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected.
5. It does not go to school with you. Have a conversation with the people you text in person. It's a life skill.
6. If it falls into the toilet, smashes on the ground, or vanishes into thin air, you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs.
7. Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire.
8-9. Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.
10. No porn.
11. Turn it off, silence it, put it away in public. Especially in a restaurant, at the movies, or while speaking with another human being. You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that.
12. Do not send or receive pictures of your private parts or anyone else's private parts. Don't laugh. Someday you will be tempted to do this despite your high intelligence. It is risky and could ruin your teenage/college/adult life. It is always a bad idea. Cyberspace is vast and more powerful than you. And it is hard to make anything of this magnitude disappear -- including a bad reputation.
13. Don't take a zillion pictures and videos. There is no need to document everything. Live your experiences. They will be stored in your memory for eternity.
14. Leave your phone home sometimes and feel safe and secure in that decision. It is not alive or an extension of you. Learn to live without it. Be bigger and more powerful than FOMO -- fear of missing out.
15. Download music that is new or classic or different than the millions of your peers that listen to the same exact stuff. Your generation has access to music like never before in history. Take advantage of that gift. Expand your horizons.
16. Play a game with words or puzzles or brain teasers every now and then.
17. Keep your eyes up. See the world happening around you. Stare out a window. Listen to the birds. Take a walk. Talk to a stranger. Wonder without googling.
18. You will mess up. I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You & I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together.

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#387800 - 01/05/13 08:06 AM Re: Teenager with iPhone [Re: real80sman]
Ken.C Offline
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Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 17967
Loc: NoVA
What a great list.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

#387806 - 01/05/13 12:36 PM Re: Teenager with iPhone [Re: Ken.C]
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Registered: 11/29/06
Posts: 1270
Loc: Alpharetta, GA
Just had Mrs Classic read this and she's having me print it up. We'll change the times to better suit our situation, but we also have a grade requirement here. All A's, no problem. Any C's and NO electronics during the week, period, regardless of hour of day. Go crack a book, it might improve the grade wink


#387810 - 01/05/13 07:06 PM Re: Teenager with iPhone [Re: real80sman]
jakewash Offline
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Registered: 12/26/03
Posts: 10402
Loc: Calgary, Alberta
Just showed it to my 12 going on 15 year old son, he laughed, I couldn't imagine him EVER doing some of those items listed but that is now, who knows what the future brings. I really like #14 and do push for it now and then.


#387864 - 01/07/13 11:25 AM Re: Teenager with iPhone [Re: real80sman]
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Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 6447
Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Saw this on the Huffington Post last week and loved it. It's a great thing to share, alright. She did a really good job.
"The Universe is the game of the self, which plays hide and seek forever and ever" - Alan Watts


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