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Re: In the News
Murph #382497 09/05/12 10:34 PM
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Re: In the News
fredk #382779 09/12/12 07:21 PM
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Hmm... Sludgeomation or Cryomation Tough choice...


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Re: In the News
CV #391901 04/11/13 04:57 PM
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This news article has ruined my faith in beavers. Have the Narnians been lying to us?

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CV #391929 04/12/13 02:23 AM
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Re: In the News
CV #391937 04/12/13 11:34 AM
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Well, when he walked in, there was that employee in the entrance that said "How can I help you today?"


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Re: In the News
CatBrat #392012 04/15/13 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By: CatBrat
This news article has ruined my faith in beavers. Have the Narnians been lying to us?


I believe it Cat. I recall when I was thirteen or so and we rowed over too close to a dam while fishing. The beaver viciously attacked our rowboat to the point we were pretty scared and tried to beat him off with the oar. That just got him angrier. Since we figured he had the advantage because our boat was made of wood, we retreated. He didn't let off until we rowed to the very far side of the pond.

I have a very healthy respect for those guys now and give them thier space whenever possible.


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Re: In the News
Murph #392015 04/15/13 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By: Murph
we were pretty scared and tried to beat him off with the oar. That just got him angrier.


I think the oar was too awkward.

Frustration could be viewed as anger.

Originally Posted By: Murph
He didn't let off until we rowed to the very far side of the pond.


What was on the other side of the pond? Likely a nice beaver I bet.


Gawd, I'm really sorry for dragging the boards down like this....


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Re: In the News
MarkSJohnson #392016 04/15/13 01:24 PM
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Gawd, I'm really sorry for dragging the boards down like this....

And now you're bringing religion into it.

Make a political statement and you'll score the hat trick.


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CV #392017 04/15/13 01:55 PM
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Next time, carry a shotgun, cause beavers eat oars too.

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CV #392148 04/18/13 07:10 PM
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