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Thanks Tom. That must have been a Canadian ref. Good body check!

Bob. We're actually saving our lesbians for when yours finally learn how to play hockey. I'll give them an A for effort though.

I never played hockey as a kid (except that one time I hit my friend in the head with his own stick, learned what a goose egg was...)but one of the first things I learned once I got on the ice was to keep my eyes up.
That lesson came from a guy 6" shorter than me with years of experience. Felt like I had skated into a wall. Literally. He laughed, I laughed, they laughed, I laughed, good time had by all.
Here I thought I was going to make my first goal (my first time with the puck) head down, gaining speed******stars.

Ahh, Ken, you one wrote that I should be ambassador to China.

Sean thinks more highly of me than that even!

Wait isn't Int. Amb. actually the Sec. of State? That's already being held by an asshole from Massachusetts!

He is THE guy that every American man alive can say, with all honesty, is far uglier than they are or will ever be. Foreign leaders only negotiate with him out of pity (or savage amusement by

Apparently the USA Hockey Team heard about this and decided to stay home for their last two games as well. How 'bout next time you're sick you post something about overachieving your wildest goals and winning scads of gold medals. Couldn't hurt.

The clip of the player bouncing off the ref and crawling from the ice still finishes a very distant second to the film clip of Mark Sanchez tucking the ball and running into the butt of one of his offensive linemen, whereupon he fumbled and the opposition recovered and took to the end zone for a TD.

BTW - I hope you feel better.