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#42713 04/22/04 09:23 PM
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Here is a link that I found from AVS. I think it's hilarious.

http://www.luminanti.com/goldenc.html

Some of my favorite things that this stuff can do:

* aligns and balances chakras and merdians
* balances and cleanses aura (mist over head & let fall all around the body to the feet)
* acts as a negative ion generator
* clears stressful emotions and negative thought forms
* clears all negative energy from crystals, food, rooms, people, pets & whatever you want to use it for
* facilitates focus and clarity in work and play
* disperses anger
* clears bed of nightmare energy and previous energy of dreams
* creates environment for visionary dreams
* neutralizes negative or hateful thought forms
* anchors shifts of healing session & continues the clearing of all that has not been released
* discharges "unwanted entities" and sends them to the Light
* assists in bringing more healing light into the physical body and aura


Wow, quite the product. I've been looking for a product that could neutralize my negative thought forms and discharge "unwanted entities" and send them to the Light! And only $15 for 1/2 oz!


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#42714 04/22/04 09:36 PM
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Hmm, so $15 for 0.5 oz. So a shot (1.25~1.5 oz) would run me the same price as a bottle of Oban? I think I'll stick with scotch.




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#42715 04/22/04 09:48 PM
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I like the "how we make it" section. Congratulations, you've just bought an expensive little teeny bottle of ... water!


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#42716 04/22/04 11:17 PM
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We used to call that genre of stuff "bat spit" in our house. Then my mother-in-law produced a real, live news story about how credible scientists had concluded that bat saliva actually helped people in the process of having a stroke. So, now we need a new name for it.

Incredible.


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#42717 04/22/04 11:40 PM
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Here's my favorite quote:

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Note: no actual lithium is in the water.
Only the energetics of lithium & the other minerals
is contained in the water.
KEEP REFRIGERATED
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What's an energetic, anyway?

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#42718 04/22/04 11:41 PM
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I gotta get me a bronze pyramid!


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#42719 04/23/04 12:23 AM
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Why did I not learn about "Sacred Geometry" in school? Would have have made me less of a spaz?

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#42720 04/23/04 01:29 AM
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we need to get a list of the people who are stupid enough to order this crap, and try to prevent them from fornicating.. heaven forbid, these people should start to reproduce and create more dumba$$e$ for us to deal with.

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#42721 04/23/04 01:37 AM
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Don't be silly. It's great for polishing my Unobtanium samples..


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#42722 04/23/04 03:08 AM
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Hmm... maybe some of that Gallium rock would make good cable risers...

Bren R.

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#42723 04/23/04 03:14 AM
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bigjohn, you are right. The gene pool needs a little chlorine.


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#42724 04/23/04 05:20 AM
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Peter, possibly the energetics for their water are supplied by this company. When I read that Golden C Water measured 250,000 angstroms of light! while Holy Water from Lourdes, France measured only 156,000 angstroms of light, that certainly convinced me. Note that now it's been even further improved with the violet glass bottles which "potentize the energies".

I would certainly think that this product should be considered for addition to the list here and might have similar benefits if applied to CDs and audio cables.


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#42725 04/23/04 06:22 AM
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Hmmm... I just thought of something. Lithium is an alkali metal, all of which react with water in a way that results in a metal hydroxide (mixed with the water) and hydrogen gas (that escapes to the air). Lithium is the weakest of these metals and thus its reaction with water is very mild.

Given that fact, we could try to convince buyers of this product that they can easily make their own Golden C water by dropping a piece of stronger alkali metal, such as Cesium, into pure water...

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#42726 04/23/04 06:47 AM
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Yeah, Peter, I blew up a whole bunch of chemistry labs back in college trying that. Never was able to figure out why cesium and francium couldn't get along better with water.


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