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When I was 12, I'd get together with Karl, the kid across the street. We'd go into his parents' bedroom and take their pillows. Then we'd pilfer four of his dad's belts. We wrapped a belt around each pillow to act as a grip. Those were our shields.

We then stripped to our gotches. The other two belts were for flailing our exposed flesh. If you didn't block effectively, you had a welt for a week. Usually, we laughed so hard we couldn't feel anything. But one time, I thrashed him real good and caught his pre-pubescent nipple. That was it. He instantly filled his shorts with fetid feces as he howled like a wounded banshee.

Then his dad came down; he was a big German. When he saw the shields and belts and gotchy kids he lost it. He grabbed Karl by the hair and cart-wheeled him into his room. Feces everywhere! I high-tailed it out of there with his pillow and belt around my forearm. I ran home in my gotch. I could hear Karl howling in my ears.

My actives would be just a shadow of themselves without those furnace filters behind my MLP.