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Re: OT: Politics
#53909 10/19/04 05:19 PM
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Are you comparing John Kerry to Jesus?!

Actually, I can understand how you might mistake John Kerry for Jesus if you believe all that the media is saying - particularly CNN, NY Times and the LA Times. If he gets elected he's going to make the crippled walk again, bring free health care to all, give everybody a great job and wave a magic wand in Iraq.
What's next? Turning Lake Erie into Lucky Lager? That would definitely capture the blue collar vote in Cleveland.

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Come on now. The picture is clearly a comment on Bush/Rove's campaign tactics, not on Kerry's similarity to Jesus.

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#53911 10/19/04 06:22 PM
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Oh, sweet! According to 5-Star Psychic Advice, Kerry will beat Bush with 23% or more of the popular vote.

I can rest easy now.

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#53912 10/19/04 06:29 PM
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Here are some hilarious and not-so-hilarious letters written by American's to Brits who tried to convince them to vote for Kerry. Bi-partisan, and priceless!

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#53913 10/19/04 07:12 PM
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I like the one by the "anglophile", asking them for more advice - but please don't use any big, fancy words.

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#53914 10/19/04 09:31 PM
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"After a regional summit in the Tajik capital, Putin said, “International terrorism has as its goal to prevent the election of President Bush to a second term. If they achieve that goal, then that will give international terrorism a new impulse and extra power.”"

That seems to support the notion, widely ridiculed here, that the terrorists would love to see Kerry elected. I suppose they would really just love to see Bush punished for his efforts against the terrorists and his efforts to address the underlying causes of terrorism.

Seems pretty simple for us voters: if the terrorists AND the French are for Kerry, we've gotta vote for Bush.

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#53915 10/19/04 09:42 PM
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It's simple for both sides, actually. And since when do you care what other countries think of us? And aren't you pissed that your vote for Bush in California will be trampled into the dirt (electoral-collegially speaking) by all the Kerry votes here?

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Re: OT: Politics
#53916 10/19/04 11:12 PM
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Hopefully, your side will think that way in many states and not turn up at the polls. Maybe "we'll" spring a few upsets.
BTW, I vote religously (and twice - my wife votes the whole card the same way I do ).

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#53917 10/20/04 01:04 AM
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In reply to:

my wife votes the whole card the same way I do


I hear that's what happened in Afghanistan, too...

I kid you. I kid.

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#53918 10/20/04 09:29 PM
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More Kerry humor -- with pictures.

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