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#54663 - 05/19/06 03:01 PM Re: OT: Jokes
HomeDad Offline
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon , the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

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#54664 - 05/24/06 11:49 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: HomeDad]
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office, tells him what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget!"
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#54665 - 05/25/06 02:05 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: pmbuko]
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Delicate indeed, Peter.

One evening a young cattle rancher was sitting on his front porch with Sally, a pretty young gal who lived on an adjoining ranch. As they sat watching the beauty of the setting sun they suddenly also saw that his prize bull had mounted one of his cows and was going at it furiously.

Figuring that this was an omen for him to make his move, he put his arm around her and whispered "Sally, I'd sure like to be doing what that bull is doing".

Sally immediately whispered back "Well then, why don't you? After all, it is your cow!".
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#54666 - 05/25/06 02:28 AM re: Thalidomide [Re: pmbuko]
spiffnme Offline
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Jokes that require a google search lose some of their punch. (It was still funny though)
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#54667 - 05/25/06 09:36 AM Re: re: Thalidomide [Re: spiffnme]
pmbuko Offline
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Google search?
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#54668 - 05/25/06 12:27 PM Re: re: Thalidomide [Re: pmbuko]
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I assume he means about searching for "Thalidomide" as his post title implies...

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#54669 - 05/25/06 01:24 PM Re: re: read the post title [Re: skyhawk669]
pmbuko Offline
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thanks for the tip.
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#54670 - 05/30/06 03:20 AM Re: re: read the post title [Re: pmbuko]
BrenR Offline
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I WISH this was a joke...

Homoerotic water pistol commercial - yes, safe for work.

Bren R.

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#54671 - 05/30/06 10:11 AM Re: re: read the post title [Re: BrenR]
St_PatGuy Offline
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That's just wrong.
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#54672 - 05/30/06 10:24 AM Re: re: read the post title [Re: BrenR]
pmbuko Offline
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saw that floating around a couple weeks ago. I have NO idea what the creators were thinking. Ok, maybe I do have an idea, and that makes it worse.
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