If you were elected Prez on Nov. 2....
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what's the first move you would make?
I think it's fascinating that such well thought out and respectful debates are occurring on an audio website! Let's keep it going!
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i would rehire Monica Lewinsky....
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....and buy a box of cigars.
Jack
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nice...
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You could make Cubans legal and buy a box of them.
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In reply to:
i would rehire Monica Lewinsky....
.........and immediately change her job description to something more in line with what it is I would want her to be doing. lol
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funny topic.. here are the lyrics from a song by one of my favorite bands.. i think it goes perfect with this thread.
the song is called, "The President Song"..and the band is Cross Canadian Ragweed..
Oh if I were president, I'd make you realize,
No more questions no more lies,
I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes,
If I were president.
Well first and for most son, Jesus Christ is the only one,
You’re going to talk to when your day begins.
I'm going to pass a law that says everyday, you got to get down on your knees and pray, Thank the man for dying for you sins.
Chorus:
If I were president, I would make you understand
Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were president
We're gonna put the word out on the streets, no more Washington, DC,
I'm gonna make this country big and strong.
No more paying of your taxes
The capital is Dallas, Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs.
Chorus:
If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft.
Nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Boland is my chief of staff,
If I were president.
Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts,
You’re digging yourself deeper in a rut.
I got a way to end your problems soon.
We'll bring home every one of our boys
And pull out our biggest badest toy
And blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
Chorus:
If I were president, nobody's going to push us around.
If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground.
If I were president.
Well, I got one for you Sadaam Hussein
We’ll resurrect General John Wayne,
Put together a very simple plan.
We’ll put down our nukes put down our guns
And you and the duke will be one on one
And he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.
I got one for Osama Bin Ladin, it wont be long til your names forgotten, Americas freedon is always gonna ring.
You know we wont be satisfied, til your hatred is gone and your people are fried, and your heads on a stick and your balls are in a sling.
Chorus:
If I were president,
If I were president.
If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison.
If I were president.
So cast your vote, and make it me,
And if I win the beer is free if I were president.
well said!!!!!!
bigjohn
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proclaim Knob Creed the official national libation.
I tried Knob Creek and bought Axiom's thanks to this forum. I eternally grateful.
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To take a page from BigJohn... more lyrics:
"Gone With My Wind" - Dead Kennedys (Biafra) - Alternative Tentacles
Wake up! Get down here quick!
The president's had too much to drink
His days of power are about gone
He's been talking to paintings in the hall
He says, "I'm finished, so what the hell?
My life is ruined, what matters now?
I've always itched for that last great thrill:
If I die all of you should too."
Gone with my wind
Out with a bang
I'm gonna end it all right now
Gone with my wind
Out with a bang
You're coming with me, oh wow
My bombs will rain down on D.C.
We'll nuke our enemies while they're asleep
We'll be safe in the ground below
And laugh and drink till the cows come home
So c'mon John, whadya say?
It's been dancing in my head for years
What'll happen if I push this button:
Let's start World War III for fun
Mr. President, just sit down
We should talk a little while, I'll pour another round
What about your memoirs' TV rights?
Sit tight-and watch the fire:
Let go of me. Do you think I'm mad? To tell the truth, sir, I'd rather not say
Just keep your paws inside your pockets
And planet earth will be OK.
But you reached for the button anyhow
I had no choice but to knock you out
That's just last night's bump on your head
On to the next crisis, it's another day
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Hmm, wait a minute, can you copyright a Presidency? Hope not, Nancy would sue.
Bren R.
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Wow. I hope that's tongue in cheek. 'Cause no government's got any right whatsoever to tell me who, when, where, how, what, or IF I worship.
Aaaaa! I posted in a political thread! I'm melting!
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Put a HT in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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put monica in the lincoln room, watching porn, on the HT..?
bigjohn
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Dudes, if you guys are after Monica, um...
Let's just say I could think of better candidates for such activity.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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...she would know her way around the Lincoln bedroom however and given her penchant for good cigars???
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If that's what floats your boat...
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Never said I wanted her, I just said she could fill a role! lol
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Hey baby, can I fill your role?
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if i was the prez,i would have everybody i owed money to killed-give free epic 80 packages to all middle class working families-and pay the demands of the nhl so we dont have to go without hockey.....oh yeah- i would invite lewinsky over for a stogey too -i heard she works under the table
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There's always new Monicas, fresh out of college, looking for a leg up...
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Monica.................Head of? It will come to me head of?...........it's there but I don't want to offend our lady visitors!
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I'd spend your tax dollars on top of the line HSU, Axiom, and Parasound gear to fill my new room.
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Monica.................Head of?
You're going at it backwards.
Monica.... Secretary of Head.
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In reply to:
Monica.... Secretary of Head.
PERFECT!!!!!
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