Okay, fine. Ken's everyone's friend. I stray from the computer for just one night and Ken's got all the answers. That's okay. I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair...

Are you okay, Mike??

I'm kind of worried too.
Meds OK?
;-)

I'll just be taking that paddle game, the chair, the remote control, the matches, the chair, the magazine, and YOUR CIGARETTES! Muah ha ha ha ha! There will be nothing for you! NOTHING! NOTHING, I tell you! Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I think that still leaves me with an ashtray.

Oh, lemme just grab that, too...
thanks for reminding me.

you know we could probably get this stuff published somewhere and get paid for it...

And thats all I need.
Oh... and the dog.
C'mon S__thead.

Scary thought, that. I think it would be more amusing as stand up. But I've always had an overinflated ego.

Oh Jesus, I finally got it.
The Jerk, Right?
But I didn't get it completly, because I'm still missing the segue...
TjB