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I thought it was...
Ray=dirt.
Jack= rocks (as in gravel)

hey, as long as we can swirl them together and make some good solid concrete, who cares!!

bigjohn

I may be the most infamous of the Who's Online crowd. It's almost always up on one of the computers I'm on at any given time. It's like crack, man! The original reason I left it up is that it's the fastest way to know if you've got a PM. Now, it's just what I do...

Ok, so let me get this straight...

old hand + 30yrs = old fart
old fart + Ray = dirt
dirt + Jack = rocks

..therefore, old fart + Ray + Jack = concrete

Is this correct? (Boy, this "new" math is killin' me...)

And if you're old enough to remember new math...

This has been the craziest day. Contentious threads going on here and at av123, with a lot of vitriol flying, and yet I've laughed, involuntarily aloud, at far more really funny posts today, than I usually do. BigJohn, THAT was funny (except, there are some here who also, only with more malevolent intent, would equate me with dirt. )

Let's just be clear on the important stuff. I have more natural teeth left than Jack and my ear hair is groomed better.

Have you tried pulling on the (few) hairs on your scalp? I hear they're connected to your ear hair. The only problem is that the hairs pass directly through the part of your brain responsible for good judgment, so be careful.

Yeah, but look at those eyebrows in that pictu....

Oh..


That's his dog?


Oops...

Classic post!! LMAO!!!!!!!