Alan: You shouldn't be concerned about the small animal you thought you ran over on the way to breakfast yesterday morning.

I was the last to leave the lodge and I went west on 60 just to get a juice at the little store.

I stopped at the accident scene to investigate.

It was only half a dog, so not to worry. The half with the cute parts was all gooey and puddly by then anyway. Hope that puts you at peace.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.