The only life form cashier in the store: 'Sir, you know there are six self-service checkout counters right over there.'

Me looking at the 34 pieces of assorted 1", 3/4" and 1/2" PVC fittings I just plopped down on the register: 'What I really want to do is take one of those cool looking forklifts for a spin around the store [insert smiley face].'

Perplexed cashier: 'Well OK, I'll check you out then.'


I believe I just made my last trip to Home Depot.

Rick
Our Room

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