So I'm on the Board at the local soccer complex this year, finally accepted the nomination... sending someone like me up to change the reader board is probably a bad idea.

Did you know "HOME OF VL TITANS & PIRATES" is an anagram of "VOMIT IN A FATHERLESS POT"?

Bren R.

Bren, what are we going to do with you. . .



Note to self: Never put Bren in charge of anything.

A scary thought, but probably worth the price of admission

Looks like someone has been reading or read too much of the "Da Vinci Code..."

WhatFurrer

On a similar note, worked the bar for a social there tonight... got two phone numbers which I promptly filed in the garbage and gave my own as "Morris" and the number for my fave pizza place.

Bren R.