Jack - Happy Birthday my friend!!! I hope you can still hear this, I'm typing as loud as I can!

If anyone else sends their best wishes, I hope they do it quietly. You NEVER want to sneak up and surprise anyone as old as you are!!!

Jack, as some get older they get much wiser. Others get shorter and more wrinkled. Since I have never met you in person let's hope the former holds true.

Here's to a great birthday! Cheers. *clink* (of course, that was with orange juice--it's 6:45 a.m.)

Happy Birthday Jack!

Happy Birthday Jack, may you just keep getting better and better ...and someday let's hope the Browns win the big one ...or at least get in it ........or at least get close enough to see it

Happy B'Day Jack. Hope you have a great Day!!!

Happy birthday, Jack! Hope it's a good day.

Happy Birthday Jack! Best wishes and have a great day!

I don't think I have enough candles in there, but what the heck!

Happy birthday Jack

Happy Birthday, my friend!

"When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age." - Victor Hugo

The noble way you express your self, and the kind ways you take care of your fellow creatures continue to be an inspiration. My life is happier and better for having you in it.

Cheers!

Happy Birthday Jack!

Not enough candles to handle the task at hand? No problem, issued solved....Infinity Candles

Just don't try to blow 'em *all* out Jack.

Wow, is it that time again? Seems like we just celebrated Jack's B'Day.

Happy Birthday Jack....

Thank you all. I cannot tell you how much I love this place. I proudly participate at other forums and greatly enjoy that participation, but this is “home.” I do my best to allow others to think differently and have differing opinions, treating them respectfully unless I, or others, are first disrespected. To those whose toes I’ve stepped on I offer sincere apologies. For those who consider me an internet “friend” I am profoundly grateful. I treasure that friendship.

And to those who make jokes about my age, I have two things to say. First, It is unwise to make fun of your own future (or current condition), and lastly, kiss my grits.

For those who cannot see the smiles or hear the laughter in the above statement, let me assure you I thoroughly enjoy the good natured ribbing. Besides, being basically a lover of truth, the reality is, I AM old. (please, no “you’re only as old as you feel” comments. That would put me around 97. Now if you want to say “you’re only as old as you think,” you’ll be on to something, cuz I still can’t figure out how this 19 year old ended up in this 61 year old body. It’s a cruel twist of fate.)

Janam din ki badhai Jack!

Jack,

Have a terrific birthday! Age doesn't matter, just as long as you have good audio and friends.

Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Jack!

Happy Birthday Jack. I promise you that when Seamus starts to loose some teeth that I will send them out to you so that you can add them to the three you still have in your mouth.

Birthday wishes!

Jack! Here is my special birthday gift to you...if only it were in person! Hee!Hee!

What......Are ya trying to give him a heart attack?

Jack, Happy Birthday! Hope that your day's been aesthetic.

The hell with Jack, I got one!

Happy Birthday Jack!!!!

Mary, you're a mean, cruel, temptress.............................and I love it (made my socks roll up and down).

One more big "thank you" to all.

Quote:

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made my socks roll up and down

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At your age, I suppose it's a wonder that anything goes up (and down).