Speaking of torture by Pachelbel... Lisa used to have a relaxation CD with calming ocean sounds mixed with a 45 minute long version of Canon in D (the worst part being it wasn't even played by live musicians, but MIDI sequenced)... water noises and "Canon", together at last?!?
I didn't know whether to pee or walk down the aisle.
By night #2 I resorted to whiskey sours and a brick across the head instead.
Bren R.