United States Patent 5,163,447 - Axiom Message Boards

Otherwise known as, The Musical Condom.

Who wouldn't like to have one of these for Valentine's Day?!

Maybe some of you gearheads can explain the subtleties of this to me. Or at least, better appreciate the effort that Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts put into it. Follow the link provided by the patent number to get the juicy details, or click here.

There's an interview with the inventor here.

I'd love to hear the Axiom faithful's favorite songs to upload to this bad boy. The mind boggles.

"Back in the Saddle"?
"Hurts So Good"?
The Theme from The Simpsons?

Finally, a use for my collection of slide whistles!

Is it tube based?

Damn, I'm a funny guy!

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The prophylactic works like this: record a song or message, put the prophylactic on, begin your business, then every time you thrust your recording is played out loud.

Who would want to hear the same music 6 times in a row?

So many options...

Is the elephant on your avatar sneezing? I don’t get it

Right-click on it and view it in a separate window to see it full size. It's inflating itself.

ah I see.

I find it infinitely more satisfying when the wife sings while I am uploading.....

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Who would want to hear the same music 6 times in a row?

Yeah and for 4 hours straight.

"The Lemon Song"? (Led Zep)