Let's see if me posting also kills them.

No, just me. I have the POWER!

I missed everything! I gotta catch up. . .

Not a whole lot to catch up on, really...

Another auditor showed up at work today. Of all the nerve. . .

A$$hole!

And the auditor sounds like a jerk, too.

No, she was really cute!

That's how they get you to let down your guard. Then WHAMMO, it's the federal pound-you-in-the-ass penitentiary for you.

True.

At first I thought she was a temp agency rep. They usually send the hot ones out to drum up business.

It's funny, my male coworkers suddenly had all sorts of "filing" to do in the office I put her in.